Earth's New Moon

I have a new and different solution for how to solve all of our oil woes. There is oil on Saturn's moon titian. The cost to build the infrastructure to mine oil and transport it all to earth I'm sure is incredibly huge. I have a better idea. Lets use a few nukes and knock Titian out of it's orbit and bring the whole thing over here. Sure our oceans tides will change, but what a small price to pay to get gas down to under a dollar a gallon again.

I know it would work because I saw something much like it on an episode of Red Dwarf.

I bet some guys a Nasa would Love to do the math to figure out how big of an explosion and exactly when to fire it.

The Theory of Rapid Evolution

I have decided that I now believe in something I call "The Theory of Rapid Evolution." It is not religious in any way, it's pure science and I want it taught in every school along side with the basic Evolution. Here's how it works, every million years so a super virus evolves and wipes out life by re-writing DNA. Some creatures die from the disease, such as the dinosaurs, while others are able to adapt to the changes and live on.

Now where do I accept my Nobel prize?

Website

Whoo hoo! after months of delays it's finally done, www.thriftbooks.com is finally live! Go and buy a book from me today!! I need the money! :)